Friday, 18 May 2007

I am not that rich to buy cheap things!

It is Friday night, and let me assure you that after two exams in a row nothing makes you as relaxed and at peace as two pints of good Irish beer Guinness. That's right! Extra Cold Guinness with a picture of Irish clever on top of it. In fact, if you will compliment it with Davidoff's light cigarette, the life becomes a pleasant journey. Being absolutely honest in this blog gives me a right to declare that if you drink and smoke once in a while, make sure you do it correctly. What do I mean by that? Let me clarify my thoughts. If you choose to drink beer, do not drink cheap things such as Budweiser (the most pronounced and abused beer at any college campus in the US) nor Bud Light. These labels will not deliver any pleasure. Instead they will make you hate all beer. Thus, in order to obtain joy do not be cheap and do spend an extra buck or two on a good drink. Another advice, please do not drink beer for the sake of getting drunk. Such aims can be reached with cheap vodka (Smirnoff) or better yet, buy yourself a bottle of rubbing alcohol at any drug store. Both will satisfy the same purpose. However, if you are after pleaser and enjoyment Guinness or Chocolate Young's Beer will kill your craving. Another suggestion, if you do smoke do not kill yourself with cheap smoky and nasty things. Kill yourself softly. The bottom line is that all of us will die one day or another, there is no such thing as perpetual life. Therefore, why not die from things that make you happy instead of the cheap things that make you sick. Yes, indeed many of us would rather save a dollar and spend it on another bottle of the nasty beer. If you are one of those people, please do yourself a favor and ask, "What am I looking for: quantity or quality?" I am sure your answer will be logical.

Thank you very much.

Truly yours,
Московская Вьюга

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